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Devorah Rose's avatar

Although I confess I would have wanted the whiskey before the stitches

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Karen Karbo's avatar

RIGHT?

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Natalie Serber's avatar

Now that I am more fully awake (post Sam Yo) I have something to contribute here. A story in the reverse. I was riding my e-bike several years ago with my adorable Stanley in the basket when his leash caught in the spokes and MON DIEU he was yanked into the spinning wheel of my bike and his head pulled up into the disc brakes. There was blood, I screamed (unlike votre amie) and strangers helped me to get my bike out of traffic, to untangle Stanley. I was a wreck, he was shaking, we called vet hospitals and no one could see him. So, an orthopedic surgeon friend was called in! He arrived post haste with his surgical dop kit, and, like in your story, a clean towel was arranged on the picnic table. Unlike in your story, lidocaine was administered. Another friend was scrub nurse, and little Stanley was stitched up. I did not have the grace and calm of Martine, but rest assured Stanley did. All hail doctors in the wild, whether it's a vet caring for a human, or a ortho surgeon caring for an canine!

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Karen Karbo's avatar

Oh, Natalie! Ai yi yi. That is such a nightmare. I'm glad your sweet boy and YOU are okay. This is also evidence that on some level a mammal is a mammal is a mammal. All hail these big-hearted healers.

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Carolyn James's avatar

I love this!! Thank you for bringing your world to us - fabulous. I admit I would also handle like an American woman(!), but do agree, "There’s no reason a little field surgery should disrupt the apéro."

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Karen Karbo's avatar

Thank you, Carolyn. We're still talking about this -- as is the French way -- and will probably be dissecting this evening for years to come. For me, the crux of the matter was that no one thought there was a better idea before opting for on-the-fly minor surgery. I mean, Collioure is a little remote, but it wasn't like we were lost in the Amazon jungle with medical care days away.

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Carolyn James's avatar

😄😄😄

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Janet Hulstrand's avatar

This piece is pitch-perfect in every single detail. Thank you! :-)

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Karen Karbo's avatar

Bonjour Janet, that means a lot to me. Merci!

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Janet Hulstrand's avatar

One of the reasons I love it is because you've not only got the French down pat (never let a mere medical emergency get in the way of meals, or apéro for that matter). You've got us (Americans) down too. ("Shouldn't I have a tetanus shot?" That would be me! :-) )

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Karen Karbo's avatar

Yes! A tetanus shot! They're so blasé, the French. Conversely, today a friend and I were getting ready to leave a crowded sea-side café when a young French guy asked if he and his girlfriend could have our spot. Before I could say, "sure" he went pale and said, "oh no! Please forgive me! I ask the question before I say bonjour.“ Now that's a big deal!

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Janet Hulstrand's avatar

Yes that mistake that we all make all the time. Even when we know better! It is just so hard to not go straight to the business at hand for Americans :-)

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Samantha Hoffman's avatar

And it’s so comforting to know that MotH will be there if I chop off a finger during Come to Your Senses.

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Karen Karbo's avatar

Chopped fingers, yes. Dangling participles, no. That's my department! Looking forward to seeing you soon. Sam!

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richard@bidleman.net's avatar

You are a great story teller. Have you ever considered doing stand up comedy?

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Karen Karbo's avatar

That's really kind of you Richard. I have thought about it, then I took a nap and the urge went away.

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Marco & Sabrina's avatar

´Medecins sans frontieres, indeed!

However, I was waiting for the suppositoire to be administered post op ;)

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Karen Karbo's avatar

HAHAHA! Possibly this did happen after the fact, but not in our garden, alors.

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Lisa Manbeck's avatar

Love this…like usual. 😍

Oh! How I miss the French pharmacies!

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Karen Karbo's avatar

When I'm in the States, all it takes is one trip to sad Walgreen's to remind me of the majesty of the French pharmacy. Hope you're doing well, Lisa!

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Lisa Manbeck's avatar

OMG….you’ve got that right. My first trip back to Walgreens, there was homeless gentleman trying to pick up his prescriptions. He was told that his Medicare didn’t cover his prescriptions even thought his doctor ordered them for him. My husband and another gentleman offered to pay for his heart medication and they were told they couldn’t even pay cash!

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Sara Fischer's avatar

I love this! Can’t wait to try Martine’s paella in a few months!

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Samantha Hoffman's avatar

Sara, are you going to be there in September? Because I am!

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Sara Fischer's avatar

Oh, yay! Yes, I am. Spending 3 decadent weeks in Collioure.

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Devorah Rose's avatar

Thank you Karen, this is what I look forward to in your pieces. Not so much how you find yourself stumbling and struggling but the joys of living in a totally different environment .. And I much rather the procedure be done outside with friends.

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Karen Karbo's avatar

Ha! Thanks, Devorah. It was quite a scene. What struck me was that there was no hesitation, no "what should we do?"

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Janet Hulstrand's avatar

They have a wonderful kind of confident assurance, don't they? :-)

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Rita Dragonette's avatar

Wonderful, Karen. What a world in this small event.

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Karen Karbo's avatar

Thank you, Rita. And for the record, a few nights later an actual doctor was playing Pétanque, when Martine happened past he took a look at how she was healing up. He said, "pal mal!"

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Natalie Serber's avatar

S’il vous plaît, est-ce que les femmes jouent pétanque?

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Karen Karbo's avatar

It's a whole existential dilemma! Normally, yes, we play, but this time of year Pétanque time is also optimal swim time, and swim time trumps Pétanque. In theory, one could do both, but for some reason we don't!

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Natalie Serber's avatar

I am team swim! to be sure...

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